My Crib

I think it has finally sunk in that this vessel is going to be my home for a while.  "No where to run to, no where to hide" except my state room.  State room sounds luxurious and large.  I am hear to tell you it is smaller and less glamerous than Martha Stewart's jail cell. I do have a desk, chair, 4 lights, small bed, closet, storage, sink, and a TV(paper weight).  I share an adjoined bathroom with a coworker, but at least we have opposing schedules.  Oh yeah, showering is like a free amusement ride, it even has a handle to hold onto in case you don't feel like being ejected towards Loo (Alias J. T. Crapper). This Loo, I feel like he is always staring at me while I shower.  There is laundry and linen service, but no dry cleaning.  Thank you for visiting my crib. Now you got to go!